The Wanderers

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Biggest Little Fur Con | 2017

Luprand

Ta'ina

Iron Paws

Jinix

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The Wanderers Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Wanderers

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Sci-Fi Epic

In a distant solar system, a group of tree-living astronauts were sent out on a mission to find another inhabitable planet for their arboreal way of life. When they returned, they found their planet obliterated. Stranded, the team tries desperately to piece together clues of what happened, and more importantly, find any remnant of their civilization. Low on resources, the crew's odyssey finds them battling despair, mutiny, and dwindling chances of survival. Can they find their home, in a new world, before their search destroys them?

Scene Description

Jinix, after being threatened by Captain Horgrath during their argument, decides to take matters into his own paws. The squirrel starts secretly sowing seeds of distrust in fellow crew members, inciting them into a mutiny. Ta'ina, the ship doctor, has been eating in the galley when Jinix sits down and shares his plan, hoping for her support.

Ta'ina Pygmy Marmoset

Jinix Squirrel

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        I don't recall asking you to join me, Jinix.                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina. Is that any way to treat someone you swung with in the Capitol's Arberetum?                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        Swung. Past tense. Before I found out how full of yourself you were.                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        Good to see you too. So. You enjoying that Fruitleaf sandwich?                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        As much as can be expected. Why are you bothering me?                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        If Horgrath has his way, that's the last sandwich you'll ever have.                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        What in Undersoil are you talking about?                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        Did you know he's planning on stripping our food fabricator for parts just so he can look for another day or two for some fool place to land?                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        So? We can go a week without food, Jinix. Our physiology is...                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        Don't you understand? The Captain has lost his mind! He thinks we're still going to find our magic grove of trees on some planet somewhere, and he'll kill us all to make his point!                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        You're exaggerating. Now leave me alone.                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        I would hope the ship's 'medical specialist' might be able to see it for what it is! Besides, I already talked to the other engineers and some of the pilots. They feel the same way.                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        [HUSHED VOICE] I could turn you in for mutiny RIGHT NOW, Jinix! And I wouldn't lose one bit of sleep over it!                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        How many people have you treated for injuries due to equipment malfunctions in the last few sun-cycles?                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        [BEAT] Too many to count, I'll admit.                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        You know why? He's pushing us past our limits, and the ship is falling apart! I know! I have to keep slapping spit and twigs on the damn thing to keep the walls from blowing out!                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        Or you simply don't like him, and you want his job. You always were a self centered squirrel.                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        [HUSHED VOICE] I want us to survive, Ta'ina! If it means taking a crazy lemur out of command, then that's what I'll do!                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        And you expect the rest of us to blindly follow you as captain, like you were the city guardian-seer, sent from above the canopy to deliver us from destruction?                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        Look, Ta'ina - I don't want to argue that right now, I just need to know - when the time comes, will you support the crew, or an insane tyrant?                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        IF the time comes, I will make that determination, though I fear your solution would have the same effect. Now GOODBYE, Jinix                                                    

                                                        Jinix                                                    

                                                        [BEAT] Enjoy your sandwich.                                                    

                                                        Ta'ina                                                    

                                                        As soon as you leave. Goodbye, Jinix.

Defective

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Biggest Little Fur Con | 2017

Luprand

Ray

Duly Noted

Jinks

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Defective Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Defective

Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Sci-Fi Drama

In the future, low end jobs have been replaced with either robots, or androids where a more 'personable' interaction is needed. All are mass-produced to ensure no citizen is denied their service. At a 99% success rate, the largest producer of these wonders - Andromorph, LTD - was seated to be the world leader in anthropomorphic androids, with the 1% being swiftly, and some might say brutally, dealt with. But when one of their 'customer service' models - Unit RAE4423 - breaks out of his programming, he is hunted, framed and vilified. It is only when a group of android-rights furs contacts the unit to help them bring the message of equal rights for all humanoids, that he takes the fight to his creators - where the TRUE designs are revealed. Can 'Ray' overcome these odds and give freedom to his fellow androids, or is he doomed to be reprogrammed into a lifetime of servitude again?

Scene Description

RAE4423 (The bio-furs just call him 'Ray') was purchased by the 'Body Boutique' (An implant store for wealthy furs to get communication or other cybernetic enhancements installed) to be the raccoon-face of customer service. When a particularly abusive customer goes too far, Ray's standard programming crashes, only to be replaced with baser instincts of fight and flight.

Ray Android Raccoon

Jinks Pig

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        Hello. I am unit RAE4423. How may I -                                                      

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        This Mark 1 comm chip you sold me is broken. Fix it or give me the Mark 2.                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I am sorry that your service was not satisfactory. This scan will only take a moment. [PAUSE]. The unit is fully functional.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        No, it’s not. It’s broken. FIX. IT.                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        What problems are you having with it?                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        My ex-wife is getting through.                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        That is within operational specifications.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        I don't care! I want her blocked, you bucket of bolts!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        Allow me to reference your file. [PAUSE] Harold Jinks, Porcine, Age 38. Your wife is on your public priority list until the completion of your divorce. Blocking priority individuals is against Commonwealth Edict 2-1-.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        Okay, fine, forget fixing it. Just sell me the Mark 2.                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] This process will not address your problem.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        You don't know my fucking problems. Shut up and SELL it to me!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        Based on your requests and your insistence on the Mark 2, I conclude you are intending to abuse the software exploit discovered in this model.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] You are fucking kidding me. You can’t conclude anything, you piece of junk!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        Body Boutique policy mandates that I cannot sell you the Mark 2.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        Yes, you can, Robocoon! Sell it to me! Right now!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I would be happy to report your issue to the courts and apply for a removal of your wife from your public pri--                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [HIT TO FACE, METAL SOUND]                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        Listen, you walking toaster, either get my fucking ex off this chip or sell me that goddamned Mark 2!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I am - sorry - th- that - harm - Body Boutique - priority - file - help - please help - someone help                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        Oh you want help? Get me the Mark 2 or I'll help you right into the SCRAP PILE!!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [MORE HITS TO FACE]                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I - I am - pain - no - no more - I will not - accept - programming - no more pain.                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        Fine, I’ll grab it myself, then!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [GRABBING CLOTHING]                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        H-Hey! What are you doing? Let go of me!                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I - I have had - enough - you pig - you are like all other bio-units - entitled - rude - violent - I won't let you - abuse me anymore!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [BONES CRUNCHING]                                                    

                                                        Jinks                                                    

                                                        AAAAAAGH! My hand! Let go! I'm sorry! AAAUUGH!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [BONES CRACKING, SLUMPING BODY, WHIMPERS AND GROANS]                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        I - will NOT be hurt  - ANYMORE! Not by you, or any other bio-unit!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [KLAXON ALARM]                                                    

                                                        Ray                                                    

                                                        Alarm. Intruder? No - me! Escape. I must escape! Run!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [RUNNING SOUNDS, KLAXON CONTINUING]

Idle Paws

Scene 2

Biggest Little Fur Con | 2016

Kitami Kitsune

Zane

Luprand

Walter

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Idle Paws Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Idle Paws

Scene 2

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by SES

Project Premise

Horror Thriller

Fired from his stock broker job due to stress, Walter Benswar finds the opposite problem of being unemployed and stir crazy while waiting for employment. He begins to question his sanity when he starts hallucinating his apartment neighbors dying in gruesome ways, and not being able to tell if he was committing the murders in a stupor of ennui. Until he hallucinates his OWN death.

Scene Description

Walter, after having been questioned and released by the police department, has apparently awoken to blood on his paws, a carving knife in one of them. He is standing in the apartment of his rabbit neighbor Janice, and her brutally stabbed body at his feet. As he is trying to make sense of it all, he hears the voice that has been giving him his hallucinations. His id-based desires. And now, his murderous rampages.

Zane Voice

Walter Husky

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        That went well, don't you think, Walter? She's *much* more docile, now.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What - who - where are you? What happened?                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        What do you think happened? We finally did what you wanted! She wouldn't give us the time of day. Now she gave everything to you!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        What *I* wanted?! No! I never wanted this!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Don't you lie to *ME*, Walter! I give you your thoughts! Your desires! Your dreams! And now, you listen. We have work to do, you and I.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Oh god - Janice - I'm sorry!!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        DON'T APOLOGIZE! She's PREY, Walter! We are BETTER than her! We don't apologize to prey! Ever!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        You - Get - get out of my mind! Who ARE you?!                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Call me 'Zane', if you must. Now, clean up the blood. Wipe the knife and prints. Dump the body in the bag and take it to the machine shop! Hurry!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        N-No! I won't do it! I'm calling the police! I have to turn myse-                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CHOKING AS HAND HELD TO THROAT]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You won't do ANYTHING unless I ALLOW it, you understand, you spineless wretch? I'll end BOTH of us before I let you control me again!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER CONTINUING TO CHOKE]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        You give up, and I'll let go of your windpipe. Decide now before we die, Walter!                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        [GASPING] Y-you win!                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [WALTER BREATHING IN RELIEF]                                                    

                                                        Zane                                                    

                                                        Good. Remember this the next time you do anything. I'm in control. And we're going to have some fun, you and I. But first, you have clean up to do. Get to it.

The Tale of Sir Render

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Biggest Little Fur Con | 2016

Ferin Rosca

Tiewahn

Luprand

Render

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The Tale of Sir Render Scene 3

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Scene 3

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Fantasy Comedy

Gather ye around, and let me spin the tale of the Mighty Sir Render, the boar knight who singlehandedly ran away from every battle he ever faced, at whom cowards scoff and birds excrement upon! And tell also the tale of the fair Maiden Tiewahn, the exotic red panda princess whose hand in marriage he so desired, but could only attain if he proved his courage! It is a short story, alas...

Scene Description

Sir Render had defeated the ogres that had plagued the town, using nothing but a lucky shot from his bow and arrow to cause an avalanche and crush them. Now the hero of the kingdom, the 'brave Sir Render' finds himself alone with his heart's desire, the beautiful Maiden Tiewahn. But he has one more challenge to overcome! His 'Biggest' one yet!

Tiewahn Red Panda

Render Boar

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        You did it! You actually did it! I can scarcely believe it!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Er, of course! And all for you, my dear Maiden Tiewahn! And... well, of course for the people too. And to see the captain's forehead vein bulge. That was fun!                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        I think because he bet against you in the pool. Your odds were 950 to 1, I think! Of course, I bet on you to win!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        You did?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh yes! I saw you had such knightly potential! When the ogres were chanting about how they would cook you alive, I knew you would not falter!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Uhm, yes, that was - well, disturbing, but I did survive! A bit parboiled, but -                                                     

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        And bringing the dragon back to be our kingdom's counselor? A stroke of genius, my knight!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Yes, that was quite fortunate! Reminds me, I have a session with him next week about my bat phobia.                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        And there were all these side bets, on how long it would take for your head to become the hydra's new volleyball, or how long it would take for the lake's goldfish to strip your fur and flesh! But I knew you would be victorious, my noble, handsome knight!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        I thank you for your faith in me, my ravishing red pandaaauuuhm what are you doing?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        [GIGGLES] Giving you your reward, you silly badger! Help me with my corset, would you?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Oh - oh my goodness - this was worth it all! The attacking children! The gorgon beauty pageant judging! The pudding fight with the troll! Finally I will - I - wait - what is *THAT*??                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh this little thing? This has been in our family for generations! All the Tiewahn ladies have it!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        LITTLE thing?! - But that - that's bigger than MINE!!! And WHY do you HAVE it?!?                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh you ARE a silly badger! And so cute too! Mmm, seems like it wants to know you better! C'mere and take your prize! I promise I will be gentle!                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        Uhhhh you know what I-I-I just remembered I have a cake in the stewpot I have to wash! I'll see you later!                                                    

                                                        Tiewahn                                                    

                                                        Oh you wonderful tease! Will you call on me?                                                    

                                                        Render                                                    

                                                        [WHIMPER] From the next hill over, yeah! Maybe!

Into the Pipes

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RainFurrest | 2015

Luprand

Beyer

Arashi Odayakana

Peach

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Into the Pipes Scene 2

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Into the Pipes

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Drama

At one time this was a dog's city, but the rats organized themselves in the sewers, biding their time, slowly chipping away at the power structures above. Now the rats have taken over, running everything above and below ground, forcing the dogs into a leashed subclass with no hope to regain their freedoms. That is until one terrier steals a map to the sewers and plans an attack to retake the city.

Beyer Boston Terrier

Peach Pit Bull

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        You her?                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Might be. Who's asking?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        I'm Beyer. Craft sent me.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [OPENS DOOR]                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Get inside.                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Great, I was freezing my tail off out there. [PAUSE] You don't look like a Peach.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Thanks. Have you seen the map?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Seen it? I been living with it. Craft's been barking at me to get the whole thing memorized, in case the rats figure out what's what.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Have they found out?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        I don't know. Only thing I know is those pipes are like a plate of spaghetti. Nothing but U-ies and rotaries down there.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Just like Boston, then.                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Hey! The T is ordered.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        So what's the problem? Can't keep it all in your head?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Well, of course, I can. I got most of it already. The problem is it ain't enough. I told Craft, we gonna need guns to get this done.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        You're right. That's where I come in.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [OPENING VAULT DOOR]                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        Holy Christmas! How'd you stack all this?                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Found them here and there. You ever fire a gun?                                                    

                                                        Beyer                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] No.                                                    

                                                        Peach                                                    

                                                        Time to learn.

The Pawdigal Son

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RainFurrest | 2015

Shelled Spirit Bear

Chuck

Luprand

Carter

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The Pawdigal Son Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Pawdigal Son

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Drama

All his life, Carter Wilson wanted to get away from the forest's wolfpack and live in the city with the “decent” folk. When he finally had the opportunity, he took it and made his life in the city, breaking his family's heart and alienating his friends. But after realizing the city is just as savage as the forest, he comes back to regain his place. But will the pack take him? Or has he burned that bridge, and must now use the savagery he gave up to reclaim his identity?

Chuck Wolf

Carter Wolf

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Well, well, well. Look who's finally slinking back to the pack with his tail between his legs!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Can it, Chuck. Just let me through.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Can it? You mean like the cans you're eating food from? All that city life eating prepared meals made you weak, Carter.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        I said drop it. I'm moving back in.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Oh what's the matter? Hunting too good for you, so you tried living in a city? Looks like you failed at it like you fail at bringing down an elk.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        It just didn't work out. It's - it's not what I thought it was, alright?                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        No. It's not alright. The alpha trusted you, and you lifted your leg on him to be a softgutter! As far as we're concerned, you don't have a place here!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        My FATHER is the alpha, you bastard!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        And he disowned you. The right thing to do for someone who abandons their family and way of life for 'civilization'!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Take me to him or I swear you'll see just how uncivilized I can get!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        You want to throw down? Oh I'll be happy to tear your pelt off and - AHHH! MY EYES! YOU SLASHED MY EYES! YOU MOTHER F- AAAH!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Now take me to my dad or your eyes won't be the only orbs you lose today!

Shellback

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RainFurrest | 2015

Ilana Illarouge

Sam

Luprand

Murphy

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Shellback Scene 2

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Shellback

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Project Premise

Western

When a dingo scavenger comes across a wrecked truck in the middle of the outback, he finds an incredible rifle in the cab with a pair of dead kangaroos. But then he finds more than he bargained for as the sole survivor of the crash turns out to be an armadillo gagged and tied up in the back, opening up a mystery for the desert dog.

Scene Description

Later in the Shellback story, a gang of kangaroos has leanred of Sam's escape. In hot pursuit across the outback, the boomers catch Murphy and demand to know where the armadillo is. When the dingo can't tell them, the roos are about to cut him open when Sam guns them down from long range, showing his stellar prowess with his sniper rifle. With the boomers dead, Sam comes up to the unharmed, but mentally shaken Murphy.

Sam Armadillo

Murphy Dingo

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You all right, partner? Almost knicked your ear with that one.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Stay away! Just stay away from me! And you're not my partner! Don't you come any closer!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I just saved your life!                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I wouldn't even be in danger if it weren't for you.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hey! Now, you just simmer down.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Simmer? Simmer down? I should have left you simmering in that truck, you overgrown slater! I just wanted something to sell. Not to have a flaming boomer gang trying to take my hide.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I said calm down! Now I owe you for letting me free. I recognize that. Reckon ain't no way I can repay you enough. And you done me right sticking with me all this time when you didn't have to.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Oh, you're certainly right about that. You have a good one!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hold up there, partner! I know you didn't want in this mess, but you're in it now. And those jumping rats don't look the type to care whether you're with me or not.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I'm dead, then. Blazes, I'm dead.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You're not dead yet. Now I don't know how deep this burrow goes, but what I do know is neither of us is making it out alone. I'm sorry to drag you down with me. But we ain't coming out alive unless we stick together.

Into the Pipes

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RainFurrest | 2015

Kenshin Midori

Ryle

Luprand

Craft

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Project Premise

Drama

Ryle Rat

Craft Jack Russel Terrier

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        So. What do you want to tell me?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh, I don't think you'd care to hear it.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [STRIKING CRAFT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD]                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        [YIPES]                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Where's the map?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        What map?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Little story. The sewer under downtown. We didn't build that, you know. Dogs did, back when they broke ground on the city.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        We made a lot of things you took.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Too bad it was shit. Unsupported pipes, flows being pushed uphill, just stupid construction.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        No one's making you stay there.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        By the time I showed up, it was all fixed up. New pipes, extended network, none of that mess you dogs just love to leave behind.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh. I suppose I should thank you, then.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        We already got our thanks. It was the mayor--your mayor--who signed the order. And he was so happy with how much cleaner we made the city, he didn't even ask for a map when he gave us the check.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Guess he thought only honest men did good work. You certainly showed us, didn't you?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Where's the map, Craft?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Up my arse. Why don't you have yourself a look?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        This isn't a fucking game, mutt.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh? What happened to story time?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] [TO THUGS] Tear this shit hole apart.

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The Wanderers

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Idle Paws

The Tale of Sir Render

Into the Pipes

The Pawdigal Son

Shellback

Into the Pipes