Puck
Ten fucking quid? For sloppy seconds? Oi! Get back here! You’ve some making up to do for that pitiful excuse for a fiver— [PAUSE] Master Tony? Is that you?
Puck
My God, Tony. Did your Da hurt you?
Tony
Mother had to visit the hospital. We were going to go on a trip.
Puck
Your mother wanted to take you away from him. No wonder he got cross. I wonder who could have told him.
Tony
You owe me a favour, Mister Puck. I know what I want now.
Puck
Finally. Took you bloody long enough.
Tony
Could you take us away, Mister Puck? It isn’t safe for mother here.
Puck
What the fuck did you just say?
SFX
[GRABBING TONY BY THE CLOTHES]
Puck
What manner of wretched coward are you? You’re a Caulfield. Troy disappointed us all, but I thought that you—
Tony
Ow! Please, Mister Puck! Let me go!
Puck
A Caulfield begs for nothing from nobody!
Tony
I didn’t mean— I promise—
Puck
And promises neither, you little imp!
SFX
[BARN DOOR SWINGING OPEN]
Puck
I thought you were on the path of being a man, son. You break my heart.
Tony
I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I just wanted mother to be safe.
Puck
There is more to family than blood, son. That’s why I’m giving you this. No tears now. You ain’t likely to get another gift like this in your life.
Puck
Now, Master Tony. Ol’ Puck is going to help you. Not by helping you run from sorrow, but by showing you how a Caulfield deals with a problem.
Tony
Oh. It’s beautiful, Mister Puck.
Puck
Now be quiet. Do you see Fiver up there?