Pierce
Good morning! Can I help you?
Flea Flicker
You sure can! I’m moving!
Pierce
Moving to San Franciscolt? That’s wonderful! You’re going to love living here. And you’re in luck! I have a few units still open.
Flea Flicker
That’s great! So, I was thinking something on the top floor. Overlooking the whole city. With a big giant patio so I can run out every morning, feel the sun on my face and with a big smile tell the whole city how much I love living in San Franciscolt!
Pierce
Wow! Yeah, that sounds great! I’ve got one unit on the top floor. Here’s the details.
Flea Flicker
Hmmm. Hmmmm! New furnishings. Granite countertops. No smoking. Forty thousand bits. Oh! Heehee! Silly! I’m not looking to buy, just rent!
Pierce
That is the rental price.
Flea Flicker
No, this number is too large.
Pierce
Yeah, I know. That’s the monthly rate.
Flea Flicker
But that’s crazy! No one can afford that! Okay, okay. How about a small balcony. Halfway up. Where I can wake up and tell everyone on the block how much I love living in San Franciscolt?
Pierce
Oh, sure, we have something mid-level. That’s fifteen thousand bits a month.
Flea Flicker
I kind of feel like you’re making up these numbers.
Flea Flicker
Okay, then how about something street level. No balcony. Bars on the windows. So I can wake up and tell the smelly homeless mule outside how much I love living in San Franciscolt?
Flea Flicker
Hmmm. Does it come with the smelly homeless mule?