MLP: Rent

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Justice Chaser

Pierce

A DumBlank Flank

Flea Flicker

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Written by Carrizo

MLP: Rent

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

My Little Pony

San Franciscolt is the hottest city in Equestria, going through a massive boom. It's bringing ponies from all around the empire, but as they crowd on the city's penninsula, rental prices are going through the roof.

Scene Description

Flea Flicker has gone to Plan B. Move to another city so she can be super mega fans with another hoofball team. San Franciscolt has a great hoofball team, so she's determined to move there. She soon learns it's a bit more expensive than Ponyville. But that won't slow her enthusiasm!

Pierce MLP Dragon

Flea Flicker MLP Pony

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Good morning! Can I help you?                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        You sure can! I’m moving!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Moving to San Franciscolt? That’s wonderful! You’re going to love living here. And you’re in luck! I have a few units still open.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        That’s great! So, I was thinking something on the top floor. Overlooking the whole city. With a big giant patio so I can run out every morning, feel the sun on my face and with a big smile tell the whole city how much I love living in San Franciscolt!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Wow! Yeah, that sounds great! I’ve got one unit on the top floor. Here’s the details.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Hmmm. Hmmmm! New furnishings. Granite countertops. No smoking. Forty thousand bits. Oh! Heehee! Silly! I’m not looking to buy, just rent!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        That is the rental price.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        No, this number is too large.                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Yeah, I know. That’s the monthly rate.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        But that’s crazy! No one can afford that! Okay, okay. How about a small balcony. Halfway up. Where I can wake up and tell everyone on the block how much I love living in San Franciscolt?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Oh, sure, we have something mid-level. That’s fifteen thousand bits a month.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        I kind of feel like you’re making up these numbers.                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        I kind of wish I were.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Okay, then how about something street level. No balcony. Bars on the windows. So I can wake up and tell the smelly homeless mule outside how much I love living in San Franciscolt?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Three thousand bits.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Hmmm. Does it come with the smelly homeless mule?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Several.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        I’ll take it!

MLP: Rent

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Ian Gonzer

Pierce

Turnpike

Flea Flicker

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MLP: Rent Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

MLP: Rent

Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

My Little Pony

Scene Description

Pierce MLP Dragon

Flea Flicker MLP Pony

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Good morning! Can I help you?                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        You sure can! I’m moving!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Moving to San Franciscolt? That’s wonderful! You’re going to love living here. And you’re in luck! I have a few units still open.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        That’s great! So, I was thinking something on the top floor. Overlooking the whole city. With a big giant patio so I can run out every morning, feel the sun on my face and with a big smile tell the whole city how much I love living in San Franciscolt!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Wow! Yeah, that sounds great! I’ve got one unit on the top floor. Here’s the details.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Hmmm. Hmmmm! New furnishings. Granite countertops. No smoking. Forty thousand bits. Oh! Heehee! Silly! I’m not looking to buy, just rent!                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        That is the rental price.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        No, this number is too large.                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Yeah, I know. That’s the monthly rate.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        But that’s crazy! No one can afford that! Okay, okay. How about a small balcony. Halfway up. Where I can wake up and tell everyone on the block how much I love living in San Franciscolt?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Oh, sure, we have something mid-level. That’s fifteen thousand bits a month.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        I kind of feel like you’re making up these numbers.                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        I kind of wish I were.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Okay, then how about something street level. No balcony. Bars on the windows. So I can wake up and tell the smelly homeless mule outside how much I love living in San Franciscolt?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Three thousand bits.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        Hmmm. Does it come with the smelly homeless mule?                                                    

                                                        Pierce                                                    

                                                        Several.                                                    

                                                        Flea Flicker                                                    

                                                        I’ll take it!

MLP: Rent

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Vanilla Daze

Candlelight

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Gravenstein

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MLP: Rent Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

MLP: Rent

Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

My Little Pony

Scene Description

The floods have destroyed Gravenstein's home, forcing her to find someplace else to stay until it can be rebuilt. Thankfully, Candlelight has been trying to find a roommate for her San Franciscolt apartment. But Gravenstein soon learns that rental costs are a little different here than in Sweet Apple Orchard.

Candlelight MLP Pony

Gravenstein MLP Pony

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        I’m really sorry to hear what happened to your house, Gravenstein.                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Oh, it’s all right, Candlelight. Who could have seen all this rain coming?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Isn’t that the truth! Well, you can stay with me as long as you like. And for as unfortunate as this is, it’s really good timing for me! Splitting the rent will be a huge help to me!                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Oh, well, I always pay my debts! Glad some help can come out of all this.                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Me, too! Well, here we are!                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Wait. This is it?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        It sure is!                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Uh. So, no guest room, huh? Or bedroom, for that matter.                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        I think if we move the couch a bit, we can make that corner work.                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Candlelight, you told me you had an apartment! This ain’t even a tool shed!                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Yeah, it’s going to be a little snug, but we’re friends! It’s going to work out great, right?                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        Well, reckon it’ll be cheap. What’s my split on this?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Two thousand bits.                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        I must have gotten some straw in my ears. Could you run that by me again?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Two thousand bits. For the month.                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        So. One thousand each after the split?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        No. Two thousand is the split.                                                    

                                                        Gravenstein                                                    

                                                        You’re telling me this puny little greenhouse costs you four thousand bits a month?                                                    

                                                        Candlelight                                                    

                                                        Yeah. Heh. Welcome to San Franciscolt.

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