The Blur Effect

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RainFurrest | 2015

Shatavian

HipHop

Sku

Rumble

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Blur Effect

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Superhero Film

Gary Halloworth, aka ‘Blur', is a superpowered speedy cheetah from a long line of family heroes, but the untimely loss of his parents early in his life and his inexperience has caused him to lose more battles for good than he's won. Teamed up with the fellow heroes of the Freedom Force, he's desperate to prove himself to everyone. When Volgas, the evil mindbender sloth, begins a plot to control people through their electronics, Blur finds himself relying on others out of necessity to save the day.

HipHop Kangaroo Rat

Rumble Rhinoceros

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Yo, Rum, got a sec?                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Of course, Hiphop. What is it?                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Why the hell we keepin' Gary around, man? He ain't done nothin' but screw up lately!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        I should have guessed. He's new and he's eager. He'll come around once he gets some experience.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        You're trippin' if you think I'm gonna clean up his shit anymore! I ain't got no time to rescue him again and again! I got criminals to blast!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        It's not your decision. We all agreed when we formed Freedom Force that we'd take on mentoring jobs for new recruits, and you're his mentor.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        He's out there talkin' about how "He an' the Freedom Force" saved the day with Volgas! All he did was get sand in his spandex!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        If Volgas hadn't spent that time on him, he would have noticed you, me and Valkyrie flanking his position. I'd say Blur's distraction served us well.                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Yeah, well, he better start shuttin' his muzz on it, tho. Tired of listenin' to him yap!                                                    

                                                        HipHop                                                    

                                                        Man, why you gotta bring up that shit?!                                                    

                                                        Rumble                                                    

                                                        Because Gary deserves second chances too, just like you.

Enoch the Eunuch

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RainFurrest | 2015

Khord Kitty

Rod

Bun Bun

Enoch

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Enoch the Eunuch Scene 1

Written by Carrizo

Enoch the Eunuch

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Screwball Comedy

In a bizarre legal case, Enoch's minor infraction activated an undiscovered city law that required his castration. And with elections coming up, the incumbent city attorney sticks to his policy of unquestioned obedience to the law. But when a friendly doctor freezes the tissue and assures he can reattach it, Enoch begins a quest to find a loophole forcing the judicial system to give him back what's rightfully his--his balls.

Scene Description

Early in his efforts to get his balls back, Enoch figures that getting a lot of publicity for his unfortunate situation may help convince city voters to overturn the law. When the usual avenues for quick fame fizzle out, he turns to something bigger, getting a spot on a popular game show. But to make sure his name spreads as far as possible, he decides to make sure he's unlike any contestant they've ever had.

Rod Llama

Enoch Dog

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        Welcome to the power round, Enoch! We've got one million dollars to give away tonight. Before we get started, what are your plans if you win?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Getting my balls back.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        You mean like, a baseball collection or something?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        No. Testicles.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        This is a family show.                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        How would I know that?                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        All right! We've surveyed one hundred furries, and if you can give us their most popular answers, we'll give you a chance to win one million dollars. Are you ready, Enoch?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        I sure am, Rod!                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        All right! First question, name a ferocious predator.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [CALLING OUT VARIOUS PREDATORS]                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Rabbit.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [STUNNED]                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        A rabid what?                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        No, rabbit. Final answer, Rod.                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        [LONG PAUSE] Okay, this one should be easier. Name any kind of canine.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [CALLING OUT VARIOUS CANINES]                                                    

                                                        Enoch                                                    

                                                        Hyena.                                                    

                                                        Crowd                                                    

                                                        [STUNNED]                                                    

                                                        Rod                                                    

                                                        I think that got negative votes, Enoch.

The Pawdigal Son

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RainFurrest | 2015

Shelled Spirit Bear

Chuck

Luprand

Carter

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The Pawdigal Son Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

The Pawdigal Son

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

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Project Premise

Drama

All his life, Carter Wilson wanted to get away from the forest's wolfpack and live in the city with the “decent” folk. When he finally had the opportunity, he took it and made his life in the city, breaking his family's heart and alienating his friends. But after realizing the city is just as savage as the forest, he comes back to regain his place. But will the pack take him? Or has he burned that bridge, and must now use the savagery he gave up to reclaim his identity?

Chuck Wolf

Carter Wolf

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Well, well, well. Look who's finally slinking back to the pack with his tail between his legs!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Can it, Chuck. Just let me through.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Can it? You mean like the cans you're eating food from? All that city life eating prepared meals made you weak, Carter.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        I said drop it. I'm moving back in.                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        Oh what's the matter? Hunting too good for you, so you tried living in a city? Looks like you failed at it like you fail at bringing down an elk.                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        It just didn't work out. It's - it's not what I thought it was, alright?                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        No. It's not alright. The alpha trusted you, and you lifted your leg on him to be a softgutter! As far as we're concerned, you don't have a place here!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        My FATHER is the alpha, you bastard!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        And he disowned you. The right thing to do for someone who abandons their family and way of life for 'civilization'!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Take me to him or I swear you'll see just how uncivilized I can get!                                                    

                                                        Chuck                                                    

                                                        You want to throw down? Oh I'll be happy to tear your pelt off and - AHHH! MY EYES! YOU SLASHED MY EYES! YOU MOTHER F- AAAH!                                                    

                                                        Carter                                                    

                                                        Now take me to my dad or your eyes won't be the only orbs you lose today!

The Fourteeners

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RainFurrest | 2015

Kjorteo Kalatne

Arthur

Pouncytaur

Arty

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The Fourteeners Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

The Fourteeners

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Mystery Comedy

Questions without answers are forming in the snow-capped mountains of the Colorado Rockies when a lonely tavern becomes the site of a shocking murder. As the only outsider to the frozen town, a cat from the West tries to unravel the mystery, slowly uncovering the secrets behind those in charge of the inn.

Scene Description

In this flashback, the cat learns the origins of the tavern's hybrid waitress and the conversation that happened decades ago.

Arthur Arctic Wolf

Arty Arctic Wolf

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Pete's sake, Arty, this had better be important. The council must think we're crazy by now.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        Dad, I'm sorry, I just think, I really think we should schedule this meeting somewhere else.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        What? Whatever for?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        It doesn't look right, us wolves meeting someplace owned by a fox. We should go someplace run by a pack member.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Arty! What in the world has gotten into you? Valerie has given us the finest tavern in town, everyone loves it here. No one cares about her being a fox. Why would you even say that?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        I'm just trying to think about the future, dad. You know, keeping up appearances, being pro- pack, pro-lupine, keeping the wolves together.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Arty! What is this about?                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        [LONG PAUSE] Valerie's pregnant.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        What? Why, that's wonderful! Why hasn't she told anyone? [LONG PAUSE] You're the next alpha.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        It was an accident, dad.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        You're the next alpha.                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        She was flirting with me! You know how she does!                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        You are the next alpha!                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        I screwed up, dad, I know! I screwed up. But just this once, let me own this mistake! It's my bloodline that's getting ruined.                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        Your blood is my blood!                                                    

                                                        Arty                                                    

                                                        Then what can I tell them, dad?                                                    

                                                        Arthur                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] The truth.

Top Dog

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RainFurrest | 2015

Rooshoes

Princess

Jyuuni Claimur

Foo-Foo

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Top Dog Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Top Dog

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Comedy

Foo-Foo was the top supermodel in the furry world throughout the 80's. Now retired, she's turned her millions into billions with a series of brilliant investments and an aggressive entry into finances and manufacturing. But will she be able to overcome the view of her as a ditzy model as she makes a run for her biggest corporate takeover yet?

Scene Description

Foo-Foo is determined to take ownership of Princess' stock holdings, many of which are tied to the saluki's position in the company. So when Princess seeks investors to help secure her executive post, that just won't do. When she learns the saluki is hosting a ball at the city's most elegant venue to help attract money from the county's wealthiest domestics, she hatches a plan to arrive uninvited with an intolerable guest. At the opening of the scene, Foo-Foo has just strolled through the front doors. Suspecting she would arrive, Princess rushes her, immediately getting between Foo-Foo and the guests before she can speak to them, totally not noticing the hyena slipping in behind her.

Princess Saluki

Foo-Foo American Eskimo Dog

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo. What a surprise.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Princess. Well, I hadn't planned on coming.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Good. I hadn't invited you.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        But when I heard about your new investors, well, I had to come congratulate you.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        They haven't invested yet.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        I like to be early.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        This party is for the investors, Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, I get to meet them. Even better.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You stay away, you miniature Samoyed. I know what you're trying to do. Once those investments are secured, you can be certain, our stock will be so high, you'll be lucky if we don't end up buying your holdings by decade's end.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Princess, I am appalled.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        Don't think for a moment you're the only one eyeing a takeover, Foo-Foo.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        No, not that. "Miniature Samoyed"? Really, that's hitting below the belt. You're lucky my escort isn't here. He'd be furious.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You brought an escort?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        By the dessert table, speaking with whom I believe is one of your investors.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        A Dalmatian mix?                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        Oh, Princess. You are just unreasonable with these insults. [PAUSE] Hyena.                                                    

                                                        Princess                                                    

                                                        You fucking bitch.                                                    

                                                        Foo-Foo                                                    

                                                        That's more like it.

Shellback

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RainFurrest | 2015

Ilana Illarouge

Sam

Luprand

Murphy

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Shellback Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Shellback

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Western

When a dingo scavenger comes across a wrecked truck in the middle of the outback, he finds an incredible rifle in the cab with a pair of dead kangaroos. But then he finds more than he bargained for as the sole survivor of the crash turns out to be an armadillo gagged and tied up in the back, opening up a mystery for the desert dog.

Scene Description

Later in the Shellback story, a gang of kangaroos has leanred of Sam's escape. In hot pursuit across the outback, the boomers catch Murphy and demand to know where the armadillo is. When the dingo can't tell them, the roos are about to cut him open when Sam guns them down from long range, showing his stellar prowess with his sniper rifle. With the boomers dead, Sam comes up to the unharmed, but mentally shaken Murphy.

Sam Armadillo

Murphy Dingo

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You all right, partner? Almost knicked your ear with that one.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Stay away! Just stay away from me! And you're not my partner! Don't you come any closer!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I just saved your life!                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I wouldn't even be in danger if it weren't for you.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hey! Now, you just simmer down.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Simmer? Simmer down? I should have left you simmering in that truck, you overgrown slater! I just wanted something to sell. Not to have a flaming boomer gang trying to take my hide.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        I said calm down! Now I owe you for letting me free. I recognize that. Reckon ain't no way I can repay you enough. And you done me right sticking with me all this time when you didn't have to.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        Oh, you're certainly right about that. You have a good one!                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        Hold up there, partner! I know you didn't want in this mess, but you're in it now. And those jumping rats don't look the type to care whether you're with me or not.                                                    

                                                        Murphy                                                    

                                                        I'm dead, then. Blazes, I'm dead.                                                    

                                                        Sam                                                    

                                                        You're not dead yet. Now I don't know how deep this burrow goes, but what I do know is neither of us is making it out alone. I'm sorry to drag you down with me. But we ain't coming out alive unless we stick together.

Idle Paws

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RainFurrest | 2015

Tony Greyfox

Johansen

Wilford B. Wolf

Walter

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Idle Paws Scene 1

Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Idle Paws

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Written by Tazel Sixpaws

Archived at Furrywood.com

Artwork by Pac

Project Premise

Horror Thriller

Fired from his stock broker job due to stress, Walter Benswar finds the opposite problem of being unemployed and stir crazy while waiting for employment. He begins to question his sanity when he starts hallucinating his apartment neighbors dying in gruesome ways, and not being able to tell if he was committing the murders in a stupor of ennui. Until he hallucinates his OWN death.

Johansen Giraffe

Walter Husky

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Walter, can you hear me?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Yes, doctor.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        I'm not a doctor, but I am a psychologist. I'm here to talk about your—                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        —hallucinations. Yes sir. I'd like them to go away, please.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Of course. Before I do, though—your file says you are a stock broker?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Was. I got fired cause I couldn't take the strain.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        And what have you been doing since then?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Nothing. Trying to get a job, but nobody will touch my resume.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        So you spend your time at home, doing what, exactly?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        Anything to keep my mind from going.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] These delusions—these are not things that happened, Walter. Your neighbor isn't dead.                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        It'll happen though. I've seen it. Lopped her tail off, and cleaved her head with the machete.                                                    

                                                        Johansen                                                    

                                                        Why do you think your delusion is so specific?                                                    

                                                        Walter                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Because it's the only thing I can think about that keeps my mind from going.

Deep Roast

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RainFurrest | 2015

Axel

Sloan

Showtime Yoshi

Joe

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Deep Roast Scene 2

Written by Carrizo

Deep Roast

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Written by Carrizo

Archived at Furrywood.com

Project Premise

Comedy

When a struggling rat from Long Island gets word that his Puget Sound uncle has passed away, he finds himself inheriting a local coffee house in a wealthy suburb of Seattle. Encouraged by his mob connections to rake in that high tech cash, he tries managing the shop, but finds his New York style doesn’t always fit with Washington coffee culture.

Sloan Gnu

Joe Palm Civet

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Good morning, how...                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Do you repair windshields?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You might need a glass company.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        No, no, I mean installing them.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Oh, yeah, our mechanics can do that. Could I have your license plate number, please?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        S-N-I-F-F-M-E                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Your car was in yesterday.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Yeah, I know.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You had the windshield removed?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        No, no. I didn't. My boyfriend did.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Oh, right, the labrador.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, right, the labrador. It's my car, all right? So I'd appreciate it if you'd contact me before any major service like, oh, I don't know, stripping the windshield off my car.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        You picked that license plate?                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        I got it before I met him! Do you still have the windshield?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        No, we threw it out last night.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        What? What did you do that for?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Well, it's a safety concern. See, our lead mechanic is a sparrow...                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        How much to get it replaced?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        With the new windshield made, labor costs, looking at about twelve hundred.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, he is dead. How long?                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        Four hours. You can have a cup of coffee in our lobby.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Oh, trust me, I've had too much of that already.                                                    

                                                        Sloan                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Bathroom's that way.                                                    

                                                        Joe                                                    

                                                        Shut up!

Into the Pipes

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RainFurrest | 2015

Kenshin Midori

Ryle

Luprand

Craft

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Into the Pipes Scene 3

Written by Carrizo

Into the Pipes

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Written by Carrizo

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Project Premise

Drama

At one time this was a dog's city, but the rats organized themselves in the sewers, biding their time, slowly chipping away at the power structures above. Now the rats have taken over, running everything above and below ground, forcing the dogs into a leashed subclass with no hope to regain their freedoms. That is until one terrier steals a map to the sewers and plans an attack to retake the city.

Ryle Rat

Craft Jack Russel Terrier

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        So. What do you want to tell me?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh, I don't think you'd care to hear it.                                                    

                                                        SFX                                                    

                                                        [STRIKING CRAFT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD]                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        [YIPES]                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Where's the map?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        What map?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] Little story. The sewer under downtown. We didn't build that, you know. Dogs did, back when they broke ground on the city.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        We made a lot of things you took.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Too bad it was shit. Unsupported pipes, flows being pushed uphill, just stupid construction.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        No one's making you stay there.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        By the time I showed up, it was all fixed up. New pipes, extended network, none of that mess you dogs just love to leave behind.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh. I suppose I should thank you, then.                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        We already got our thanks. It was the mayor--your mayor--who signed the order. And he was so happy with how much cleaner we made the city, he didn't even ask for a map when he gave us the check.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Guess he thought only honest men did good work. You certainly showed us, didn't you?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        Where's the map, Craft?                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Up my arse. Why don't you have yourself a look?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        This isn't a fucking game, mutt.                                                    

                                                        Craft                                                    

                                                        Oh? What happened to story time?                                                    

                                                        Ryle                                                    

                                                        [PAUSE] [TO THUGS] Tear this shit hole apart.

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The Blur Effect

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Top Dog

Shellback

Idle Paws

Deep Roast

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